A dinner conversation with Sam. You can't make this stuff up!
Sam: Dad, is ramen expensive?
Joel: No, it's really cheap, probably the cheapest food.
Sam: When I grow up, that's all I'm going to give my kids to eat.
*thinks about this*
Sam: I'll probably have to ask the person I live with.
Joel: You mean your wife?
Sam: She might not want the kids to always eat ramen. So maybe they'll just have it once a week or on the weekends.
Two things here. #1, Sam is already finding ways to save money for when he has kids, and #2, he's shaping up to be a good husband one day. :)